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"You can bring any calculator you like to the midterm, as long as it
doesn't dim the lights when you turn it on."
-- Hepler, Systems Design 182
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You can create your own opportunities this week. Blackmail a senior
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"You can do this in a number of ways. IBM chose to do all of them.
Why do you find that funny?"
-- D. Taylor, Computer Science 350
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You can get more of what you want with a kind word and a gun than you
can with just a kind word.
-- Bumper Sticker
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You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have,
-- Franklin P. Jones
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You can make it illegal, but you can't make it unpopular.
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You can measure a programmer's perspective by noting his attitude on
the continuing viability of FORTRAN.
-- Alan Perlis
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You can only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
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You can take all the impact that science considerations have on funding
decisions at NASA, put them in the navel of a flea, and have room left
over for a caraway seed and Tony Calio's heart.
-- F. Allen
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You can tell how far we have to go, when FORTRAN is the language of
-- Steven Feiner