Freebsd Fortunes

All men are mortal.  Socrates was mortal.  Therefore, all men are
Socrates.
                -- Woody Allen

"All my friends and I are crazy.  That's the only thing that keeps us
sane."

"All my life I wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been more
specific."
                -- Jane Wagner

All of the true things I am about to tell you are shameless lies.
                -- The Book of Bokonon / Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

All other things being equal, a bald man cannot be elected President of
the United States.
                -- Vic Gold

All power corrupts, but we need electricity.

All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.

All progress is based upon a universal innate desire on the part of
every organism to live beyond its income.
                -- Samuel Butler

All science is either physics or stamp collecting.
                -- E. Rutherford

"All snakes who wish to remain in Ireland will please raise their right
hands."
                -- Saint Patrick