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An exotic journey in downtown Newark is in your future.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  412 of 3566

An idea is an eye given by God for the seeing of God.  Some of these
eyes we cannot bear to look out of, we blind them as quickly as
possible.
                -- Russell Hoban, "Pilgermann"
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  413 of 3566

An idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  414 of 3566

"An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of purge."
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  415 of 3566

Anarchy may not be the best form of government, but it's better than no
government at all.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  416 of 3566

And as we stand on the edge of darkness
Let our chant fill the void
That others may know

        In the land of the night
        The ship of the sun
        Is drawn by
        The grateful dead.

                -- Tibetan "Book of the Dead," ca. 4000 BC.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  417 of 3566

And I heard Jeff exclaim,
As they strolled out of sight,
"Merry Christmas to all --
You take credit cards, right?"
                -- "Outsiders" comic
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  418 of 3566

And on the seventh day, He exited from append mode.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  419 of 3566

And so, men, we can see that human skin is an even more complex and
fascinating organ than we thought it was, and if we want to keep it
looking good, we have to care for it as though it were our own.  One
approach is to undergo a painful surgical procedure wherein your skin
is turned inside-out, so the young cells are on the outside, but then
of course you have the unpleasant side effect that your insides
gradually fill up with dead old cells and you explode.  So this
procedure is pretty much limited to top Hollywood stars for whom
youthful beauty is a career necessity, such as Elizabeth Taylor and
Orson Welles.
                -- Dave Barry, "Saving Face"
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  420 of 3566

"...and the fully armed nuclear warheads, are, of course, merely a
courtesy detail."
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