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Freebsd Fortunes:  481 of 3566

"As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual
certainty, and I thirsted for a meaningful vision of human life -- so I
became a scientist.  This is like becoming an archbishop so you can
meet girls."
                -- Matt Cartmill
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  482 of 3566

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not
certain, and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.
                -- Albert Einstein
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  483 of 3566

As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.
                -- Weisert
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  484 of 3566

As I was going up Punch Card Hill,
        Feeling worse and worser,
There I met a C.R.T.
        And it drop't me a cursor.

C.R.T., C.R.T.,
        Phosphors light on you!
If I had fifty hours a day
        I'd spend them all at you.

                -- Uncle Colonel's Cursory Rhymes
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  485 of 3566

As I was passing Project MAC,
I met a Quux with seven hacks.
Every hack had seven bugs;
Every bug had seven manifestations;
Every manifestation had seven symptoms.
Symptoms, manifestations, bugs, and hacks,
How many losses at Project MAC?
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  486 of 3566

As long as I am mayor of this city [Jersey City, New Jersey] the great
industries are secure.  We hear about constitutional rights, free
speech and the free press.  Every time I hear these words I say to
myself, "That man is a Red, that man is a Communist".  You never hear a
real American talk like that.
                -- Frank Hague (1896-1956)
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  487 of 3566

As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  488 of 3566

As long as war is regarded as wicked, it will always have its
fascination.  When it is looked upon as vulgar, it will cease to be
popular.
                -- Oscar Wilde
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  489 of 3566

As of next week, passwords will be entered in Morse code.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  490 of 3566

"As part of the conversion, computer specialists rewrote 1,500
programs; a process that traditionally requires some debugging."
                -- USA Today, referring to the IRS switchover to a new
                   computer system.
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