Barometer, n.: An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
Barth's Distinction: There are two types of people: those who divide people into two types, and those who don't.
Baruch's Observation: If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game -- it, and high taxes. -- Will Rogers
Basic is a high level languish. APL is a high level anguish.
"BASIC is the Computer Science equivalent of `Scientific Creationism'."
Basic, n.: A programming language. Related to certain social diseases in that those who have it will not admit it in polite company.
Bathquake, n.: The violent quake that rattles the entire house when the water faucet is turned on to a certain point. -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
Be a better psychiatrist and the world will beat a psychopath to your door.
BE ALERT!!!! (The world needs more lerts ...)