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An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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There are two types of people: those who divide people into two
types, and those who don't.
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If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
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Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game -- it, and high
-- Will Rogers
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Basic is a high level languish.
APL is a high level anguish.
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"BASIC is the Computer Science equivalent of `Scientific Creationism'."
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A programming language. Related to certain social diseases in
that those who have it will not admit it in polite company.
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The violent quake that rattles the entire house when the water
faucet is turned on to a certain point.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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Be a better psychiatrist and the world will beat a psychopath to your
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BE ALERT!!!! (The world needs more lerts ...)