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Chicken Soup, n.:
An ancient miracle drug containing equal parts of aureomycin,
cocaine, interferon, and TLC. The only ailment chicken soup can't cure
is neurotic dependence on one's mother.
-- Arthur Naiman, "Every Goy's Guide to Yiddish"
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Children are natural mimic who act like their parents despite every
effort to teach them good manners.
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Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're
going to catch you in next.
-- Franklin P. Jones
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Children aren't happy without something to ignore,
And that's what parents were created for.
-- Ogden Nash
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Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for
word what you shouldn't have said.
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Chism's Law of Completion:
The amount of time required to complete a government project is
precisely equal to the length of time already spent on it.
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Chisolm's First Corollary to Murphy's Second Law:
When things just can't possibly get any worse, they will.
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Chivalry, Schmivalry!
Roger the thief has a
method he uses for
sneaky attacks:
Folks who are reading are
Characteristically
Always Forgetting to
Guard their own bac ...
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Christ:
A man who was born at least 5,000 years ahead of his time.
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Churchill's Commentary on Man:
Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the
time he will pick himself up and continue on.
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