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Come, every frustum longs to be a cone,
And every vector dreams of matrices.
Hark to the gentle gradient of the breeze:
It whispers of a more ergodic zone.
                -- Stanislaw Lem, "Cyberiad"
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  712 of 3566

Come, let us hasten to a higher plane,
Where dyads tread the fairy fields of Venn,
Their indices bedecked from one to n,
Commingled in an endless Markov chain!
                -- Stanislaw Lem, "Cyberiad"
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  713 of 3566

Command, n.:
        Statement presented by a human and accepted by a computer in
such a manner as to make the human feel as if he is in control.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  714 of 3566

Commitment, n.:
        Commitment can be illustrated by a breakfast of ham and eggs.
The chicken was involved, the pig was committed.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  715 of 3566

Committee, n.:
        A group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group
decide that nothing can be done.
                -- Fred Allen
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  716 of 3566

Committee Rules:
        (1) Never arrive on time, or you will be stamped a beginner.
        (2) Don't say anything until the meeting is half over; this
            stamps you as being wise.
        (3) Be as vague as possible; this prevents irritating the
            others.
        (4) When in doubt, suggest that a subcommittee be appointed.
        (5) Be the first to move for adjournment; this will make you
            popular -- it's what everyone is waiting for.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  717 of 3566

Committees have become so important nowadays that subcommittees have to
be appointed to do the work.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  718 of 3566

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at
different speeds.  A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.
                -- Clive James
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  719 of 3566

Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius.
                -- Josh Billings
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  720 of 3566

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
                -- Albert Einstein
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