Freebsd Fortunes

Comparing information and knowledge is like asking whether the fatness
of a pig is more or less green than the designated hitter rule."
                -- David Guaspari

Computer programmers do it byte by byte

Computer Science is merely the post-Turing decline in formal systems
theory.

Computers are not intelligent.  They only think they are.

Computers are useless.  They can only give you answers.
                -- Pablo Picasso

Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in
the world that just don't add up.

Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more
than the estimate the job will cost.

Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
                -- LaRouchefoucauld

Concept, n.:
        Any "idea" for which an outside consultant billed you more than
$25,000.

Condense soup, not books!