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Freebsd Fortunes:  731 of 3566

Confession is good for the soul only in the sense that a tweed coat is
good for dandruff.
                -- Peter de Vries
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  732 of 3566

Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the
situation.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  733 of 3566

Congratulations!  You have purchased an extremely fine device that
would give you thousands of years of trouble-free service, except that
you undoubtably will destroy it via some typical bonehead consumer
maneuver.  Which is why we ask you to PLEASE FOR GOD'S SAKE READ THIS
OWNER'S MANUAL CAREFULLY BEFORE YOU UNPACK THE DEVICE.  YOU ALREADY
UNPACKED IT, DIDN'T YOU?  YOU UNPACKED IT AND PLUGGED IT IN AND TURNED
IT ON AND FIDDLED WITH THE KNOBS, AND NOW YOUR CHILD, THE SAME CHILD
WHO ONCE SHOVED A POLISH SAUSAGE INTO YOUR VIDEOCASSETTE RECORDER AND
SET IT ON "FAST FORWARD", THIS CHILD ALSO IS FIDDLING WITH THE KNOBS,
RIGHT?  AND YOU'RE JUST NOW STARTING TO READ THE INSTRUCTIONS,
RIGHT???  WE MIGHT AS WELL JUST BREAK THESE DEVICES RIGHT AT THE
FACTORY BEFORE WE SHIP THEM OUT, YOU KNOW THAT?
                -- Dave Barry, "Read This First!"
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  734 of 3566

Connector Conspiracy, n:
        [probably came into prominence with the appearance of the
KL-10, none of whose connectors match anything else] The tendency of
manufacturers (or, by extension, programmers or purveyors of anything)
to come up with new products which don't fit together with the old
stuff, thereby making you buy either all new stuff or expensive
interface devices.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  735 of 3566

Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.
                -- H. L. Mencken
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  736 of 3566

Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody is looking
                -- H. L. Mencken
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  737 of 3566

Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  738 of 3566

Conscious is when you are aware of something and conscience is when you
wish you weren't.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  739 of 3566

"Consequences, Schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich."
                -- "Ali Baba Bunny" [1957, Chuck Jones]
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  740 of 3566

Consultants are mystical people who ask a company for a number and then
give it back to them.
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