Freebsd Fortunes

Did you know that clones never use mirrors?
                -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Did you know that if you took all the economists in the world and lined
them up end to end, they'd still point in the wrong direction?

Did you know ...

That no-one ever reads these things?

Did you know that the voice tapes easily identify the Russian pilot
that shot down the Korean jet?  At one point he definitely states:

        "Natasha!  First we shoot jet, then we go after moose and
        squirrel."

                -- ihuxw!tommyo

"Die?  I should say not, dear fellow.  No Barrymore would allow such a
conventional thing to happen to him."
                -- John Barrymore's dying words

Die, v.:
        To stop sinning suddenly.
                -- Elbert Hubbard

Different all twisty a of in maze are you, passages little.

Dimensions will always be expressed in the least usable term.
Velocity, for example, will be expressed in furlongs per fortnight.

Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.

Disc space -- the final frontier!