Freebsd Fortunes

Don't worry about avoiding temptation -- as you grow older, it starts
avoiding you.
                -- The Old Farmer's Almanac

"Don't worry about people stealing your ideas.  If your ideas are any
good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats."
                -- Howard Aiken

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today.  It's already
tomorrow in Australia.
                -- Charles Schultz

Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you.  They're too
busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.

Don't you feel more like you do now than you did when you came in?

Double-Blind Experiment, n.:
        An experiment in which the chief researcher believes he is
fooling both the subject and the lab assistant.  Often accompanied by a
belief in the tooth fairy.

Down with categorical imperative!

"Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing."

Drew's Law of Highway Biology:
        The first bug to hit a clean windshield lands directly in front
of your eyes.

Drink Canada Dry!  You might not succeed, but it *is* fun trying.