Freebsd Fortunes

Economists can certainly disappoint you.  One said that the economy
would turn up by the last quarter.  Well, I'm down to mine and it
hasn't.
                -- Robert Orben

Economists state their GNP growth projections to the nearest tenth of a
percentage point to prove they have a sense of humor.
                -- Edgar R. Fiedler

Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.
                -- Fred Allen

Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine.
                -- Irsin Edman

Eeny, Meeny, Jelly Beanie, the spirits are about to speak!
                -- Bullwinkle Moose

Eggheads unite!  You have nothing to lose but your yolks.
                -- Adlai Stevenson

Eggnog is a traditional holiday drink invented by the English.  Many
people wonder where the word "eggnog" comes from.  The first syllable
comes from the English word "egg", meaning "egg".  I don't know where
the "nog" comes from.

To make eggnog, you'll need rum, whiskey, wine gin and, if they are in
season, eggs...

Egotism is the anesthetic given by a kindly nature to relieve the pain
of being a damned fool.
                -- Bellamy Brooks

Egotist, n.:
        A person of low taste, more interested in himself than me.
                -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Ehrman's Commentary:
        (1) Things will get worse before they get better.
        (2) Who said things would get better?