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Economists can certainly disappoint you. One said that the economy
would turn up by the last quarter. Well, I'm down to mine and it
-- Robert Orben
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Economists state their GNP growth projections to the nearest tenth of a
percentage point to prove they have a sense of humor.
-- Edgar R. Fiedler
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Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.
-- Fred Allen
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Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine.
-- Irsin Edman
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Eeny, Meeny, Jelly Beanie, the spirits are about to speak!
-- Bullwinkle Moose
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Eggheads unite! You have nothing to lose but your yolks.
-- Adlai Stevenson
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Eggnog is a traditional holiday drink invented by the English. Many
people wonder where the word "eggnog" comes from. The first syllable
comes from the English word "egg", meaning "egg". I don't know where
the "nog" comes from.
To make eggnog, you'll need rum, whiskey, wine gin and, if they are in
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Egotism is the anesthetic given by a kindly nature to relieve the pain
of being a damned fool.
-- Bellamy Brooks
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A person of low taste, more interested in himself than me.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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(1) Things will get worse before they get better.
(2) Who said things would get better?