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When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably
something his wife can beat him at.
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Equal bytes for women.
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Error in operator: add beer
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Es brilig war. Die schlichte Toven
Wirrten und wimmelten in Waben;
Und aller-m"umsige Burggoven
Dir mohmen R"ath ausgraben.
-- Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking Glass"
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Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
-- Woody Allen
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Some early etymological scholars came up with derivations that
were hard for the public to believe. The term "etymology" was formed
from the Latin "etus" ("eaten"), the root "mal" ("bad"), and "logy"
("study of"). It meant "the study of things that are hard to swallow."
-- Mike Kellen
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Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to
speak it to?
-- Clarence Darrow
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"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit
-- Will Rogers
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"Even the best of friends cannot attend each other's funeral."
-- Kehlog Albran, "The Profit"
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Even though they raised the rate for first class mail in the United
States we really shouldn't complain -- it's still only two cents a