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Real programmers don't write in FORTRAN.  FORTRAN is for pipe stress
freaks and crystallography weenies.  FORTRAN is for wimp engineers who
wear white socks.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2452 of 3566

Real Programmers don't write in PL/I.  PL/I is for programmers who
can't decide whether to write in COBOL or FORTRAN.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2453 of 3566

Real Programmers think better when playing Adventure or Rogue.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2454 of 3566

Real Programs don't use shared text.  Otherwise, how can they use
functions for scratch space after they are finished calling them?
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2455 of 3566

Real software engineers don't debug programs, they verify correctness.
This process doesn't necessarily involve execution of anything on a
computer, except perhaps a Correctness Verification Aid package.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2456 of 3566

Real software engineers don't like the idea of some inexplicable and
greasy hardware several aisles away that may stop working at any
moment.  They have a great distrust of hardware people, and wish that
systems could be virtual at *all* levels.  They would like personal
computers (you know no one's going to trip over something and kill your
DFA in mid-transit), except that they need 8 megabytes to run their
Correctness Verification Aid packages.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2457 of 3566

Real software engineers work from 9 to 5, because that is the way the
job is described in the formal spec.  Working late would feel like
using an undocumented external procedure.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2458 of 3566

Real Time, adj.:
        Here and now, as opposed to fake time, which only occurs there
and then.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2459 of 3566

Real Users are afraid they'll break the machine -- but they're never
afraid to break your face.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2460 of 3566

Real Users find the one combination of bizarre input values that shuts
down the system for days.
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