Freebsd Fortunes

we will invent new lullabies, new songs, new acts of love,
we will cry over things we used to laugh &
our new wisdom will bring tears to eyes of gentile
creatures from other planets who were afraid of us till then &
in the end a summer with wild winds &
new friends will be.

We wish you a Hare Krishna
We wish you a Hare Krishna
We wish you a Hare Krishna
And a Sun Myung Moon!
                -- Maxwell Smart

Weiler's Law:
        Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it
himself.

Weinberg's First Law:
        Progress is made on alternate Fridays.

Weinberg's Principle:
        An expert is a person who avoids the small errors while
sweeping on to the grand fallacy.

Weinberg's Second Law:
        If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs,
then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.

Weiner's Law of Libraries:
        There are no answers, only cross references.

Welcome thy neighbor into thy fallout shelter.  He'll come in handy if
you run out of food.
                -- Dean McLaughlin.

"Well," Brahma said, "even after ten thousand explanations, a fool is
no wiser, but an intelligent man requires only two thousand five
hundred."
                -- The Mahabharata.

"We'll cross out that bridge when we come back to it later."