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Freebsd Fortunes 2:  856 of 1371

A political man can have as his aim the realization of freedom,
but he has no means to realize it other than through violence.
                -- Jean Paul Sartre
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  857 of 1371

A possum must be himself, and being himself he is honest.
                -- Walt Kelly
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  858 of 1371

A pound of salt will not sweeten a single cup of tea.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  859 of 1371

A "practical joker" deserves applause for his wit according to its quality.
Bastinado is about right.  For exceptional wit one might grant keelhauling.
But staking him out on an anthill should be reserved for the very wittiest.
                -- Lazarus Long
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  860 of 1371

A prediction is worth twenty explanations.
                -- K. Brecher
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  861 of 1371

A pretty foot is one of the greatest gifts of nature... please send me your
last pair of shoes, already worn out in dancing... so I can have something
of yours to press against my heart.
                -- Goethe
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  862 of 1371

A pretty woman can do anything; an ugly woman must do everything.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  863 of 1371

A priest advised Voltaire on his death bed to renounce the devil.
Replied Voltaire, "This is no time to make new enemies."
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  864 of 1371

A priest asked: What is Fate, Master?

        And the Master answered:
        It is that which gives a beast of burden its reason for existence.
It is that which men in former times had to bear upon their backs.

        It is that which has caused nations to build byways from City
to City upon which carts and coaches pass, and alongside which inns
have come to be built to stave off Hunger, Thirst and Weariness.

        And that is Fate?  said the priest.

        Fate... I thought you said Freight, responded the Master.

        That's all right, said the priest.  I wanted to know
what Freight was too.
                -- Kehlog Albran
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  865 of 1371

A prig is a fellow who is always making you a present of his opinions.
                -- George Eliot
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