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Freebsd Fortunes 2:  888 of 1371

A right is not what someone gives you; it's what no one can take from you.
                -- Ramsey Clark
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  889 of 1371

A robin redbreast in a cage
Puts all Heaven in a rage.
                -- Blake
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  890 of 1371

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single
man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral.
                -- Antoine de Saint-Exupery
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  891 of 1371

A rolling disk gathers no MOS.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  892 of 1371

A rolling stone gathers momentum.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  893 of 1371

A rolling stone gathers no moss.
                -- Publilius Syrus
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  894 of 1371

A Roman divorced from his wife, being highly blamed by his friends, who
demanded, "Was she not chaste?  Was she not fair?  Was she not fruitful?"
holding out his shoe, asked them whether it was not new and well made.
Yet, added he, none of you can tell where it pinches me.
                -- Plutarch
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  895 of 1371

A rope lying over the top of a fence is the same length on each side.  It
weighs one third of a pound per foot.  On one end hangs a monkey holding a
banana, and on the other end a weight equal to the weight of the monkey.
The banana weighs two ounces per inch.  The rope is as long (in feet) as
the age of the monkey (in years), and the weight of the monkey (in ounces)
is the same as the age of the monkey's mother.  The combined age of the
monkey and its mother is thirty years.  One half of the weight of the monkey,
plus the weight of the banana, is one forth as much as the weight of the
weight and the weight of the rope.  The monkey's mother is half as old as
the monkey will be when it is three times as old as its mother was when she
she was half as old as the monkey will be when when it is as old as its mother
will be when she is four times as old as the monkey was when it was twice
as its mother was when she was one third as old as the monkey was when it
was old as is mother was when she was three times as old as the monkey was
when it was one fourth as old as it is now.  How long is the banana?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  896 of 1371

A rose is a rose is a rose.  Just ask Jean Marsh, known to millions of
PBS viewers in the '70s as Rose, the maid on the BBC export "Upstairs,
Downstairs."  Though Marsh has since gone on to other projects, ... it's
with Rose she's forever identified.  So much so that she even likes to
joke about having one named after her, a distinction not without its
drawbacks.  "I was very flattered when I heard about it, but when I looked
up the official description, it said, `Jean Marsh: pale peach, not very
good in beds; better up against a wall.'  I want to tell you that's not
true.  I'm very good in beds as well."
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  897 of 1371

A sad spectacle.  If they be inhabited, what a scope for misery and folly.
If they be not inhabited, what a waste of space.
                -- Thomas Carlyle, looking at the stars
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