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Fortune: 1041 - 1050 of 1371 from Freebsd Fortunes 2

Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1041 of 1371

According to all the latest reports,
there was no truth in any of the earlier reports.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1042 of 1371

According to Arkansas law, Section 4761, Pope's Digest:  "No person
shall be permitted under any pretext whatever, to come nearer than
fifty feet of any door or window of any polling room, from the opening
of the polls until the completion of the count and the certification of
the returns."
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1043 of 1371

According to convention there is a sweet and a bitter, a hot and a cold,
and according to convention, there is an order.  In truth, there are atoms
and a void.
                -- Democritus, 400 B.C.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1044 of 1371

According to my best recollection, I don't remember.
                -- Vincent "Jimmy Blue Eyes" Alo
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1045 of 1371

According to the latest official figures,
43% of all statistics are totally worthless.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1046 of 1371

According to the Rand McNally Places-Rated Almanac, the best place to live in
America is the city of Pittsburgh.  The city of New York came in twenty-fifth.
Here in New York we really don't care too much.  Because we know that we could
beat up their city anytime.
                -- David Letterman
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1047 of 1371

According to the Rand McNally Places-Rated Almanac, the best place to live in
America is the city of Pittsburgh.  The city of New York came in twenty-fifth.
Here in New York we really don't care too much. Because we know that we could
beat up their city anytime.
                -- David Letterman
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1048 of 1371

ACCORDION:
        A bagpipe with pleats.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1049 of 1371

ACCURACY:
        The vice of being right.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1050 of 1371

Acid -- better living through chemistry.
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