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ADOLESCENCE:
        The stage between puberty and adultery.
 
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ADORE:
        To venerate expectantly.
 
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ADULT:
        One old enough to know better.
 
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Adults die young.
 
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Advancement in position.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1076 of 1371

Advertisements contain the only
truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
                -- Thomas Jefferson
 
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Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket.
                -- George Orwell
 
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Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human
intelligence long enough to get money from it.
 
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Advertising Rule:
        In writing a patent-medicine advertisement, first convince the
        reader that he has the disease he is reading about; secondly,
        that it is curable.
 
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Advice from an old carpenter: measure twice, saw once.
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