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Fortune: 1111 - 1120 of 1371 from Freebsd Fortunes 2

Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1111 of 1371

Age is a tyrant who forbids,
at the penalty of life, all the pleasures of youth.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1112 of 1371

Agnes' Law:
        Almost everything in life is easier to get into than out of.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1113 of 1371

Agree with them now, it will save so much time.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1114 of 1371

Ah, but a man's grasp should exceed his reach,
Or what's a heaven for ?
                -- Robert Browning, "Andrea del Sarto"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1115 of 1371

Ah, my friends, from the prison, they ask unto me,
"How good, how good does it feel to be free?"
And I answer them most mysteriously:
"Are birds free from the chains of the sky-way?"
                -- Bob Dylan
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1116 of 1371

Ah, sweet Springtime, when a young man lightly turns his fancy over!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1117 of 1371

Ah, the Tsar's bazaar's bizarre beaux-arts!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1118 of 1371

Ahead warp factor one, Mr. Sulu.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1119 of 1371

Ahhhhhh... the smell of cuprinol and mahogany.  It
excites me to... acts of passion... acts of... ineptitude.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1120 of 1371

Aide to Raygun:  Sir, the poor are outside protesting your budget cuts.
Raygun himself:  Tell them they'll have to help themselves.
Aide to Raygun:  Sir, the Pentagon wants another $30 billion.
Raygun himself:  Tell them to help themselves.
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