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Fortune: 1211 - 1220 of 1371 from Freebsd Fortunes 2

Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1211 of 1371

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king.
                -- J.R.R. Tolkien
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1212 of 1371

All the big corporations depreciate their possessions, and you can, too,
provided you use them for business purposes.  For example, if you subscribe
to the Wall Street Journal, a business-related newspaper, you can deduct
the cost of your house, because, in the words of U.S.  Supreme Court Chief
Justice Warren Burger in a landmark 1979 tax decision: "Where else are you
going to read the paper?  Outside?  What if it rains?"
                -- Dave Barry
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1213 of 1371

All the evidence concerning the universe
has not yet been collected, so there's still hope.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1214 of 1371

All the lines have been written         There's been Sandburg,
It's sad but it's true                  Keats, Poe and McKuen
With all the words gone,                They all had their day
What's a young poet to do?              And knew what they're doin'

But of all the words written            The bird is a strange one,
And all the lines read,                 So small and so tender
There's one I like most,                Its breed still unknown,
And by a bird it was said!              Not to mention its gender.

It reminds me of days of                So what is this line
Both gloom and of light.                Whose author's unknown
It still lifts my spirits               And still makes me giggle
And starts the day right.               Even now that I'm grown?

I've read all the greats
Both starving and fat,
But none was as great as
"I tot I taw a puddy tat."
                -- Etta Stallings, "An Ode To Childhood"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1215 of 1371

All the men on my staff can type.
                -- Bella Abzug
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1216 of 1371

...all the modern inconveniences...
                -- Mark Twain
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1217 of 1371

All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow.
                -- Grant Wood
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1218 of 1371

All the simple programs have been written.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1219 of 1371

All the troubles you have will pass away very quickly.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1220 of 1371

All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately un-rehearsed.
                -- Sean O'Casey
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