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Fortune: 1341 - 1350 of 1371 from Freebsd Fortunes 2

Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1341 of 1371

And here I wait so patiently
Waiting to find out what price
You have to pay to get out of
Going thru all of these things twice
                -- Dylan, "Memphis Blues Again"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1342 of 1371

And I alone am returned to wag the tail.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1343 of 1371

And I heard Jeff exclaim, as they strolled out of sight,
"Merry Christmas to all -- you take credit cards, right?"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1344 of 1371

And I suppose the little things are harder to get used to than the big
ones.  The big ones you get used to, you make up your mind to them.  The
little things come along unexpectedly, when you aren't thinking about
them, aren't braced against them.
                -- Marion Zimmer Bradley, "The Forbidden Tower"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1345 of 1371

And I will do all these good works, and I will do them for free!
My only reward will be a tombstone that says "Here lies Gomez
Addams -- he was good for nothing."
                -- Jack Sharkey, The Addams Family
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1346 of 1371

And if California slides into the ocean,
Like the mystics and statistics say it will.
I predict this motel will be standing,
Until I've paid my bill.
                -- Warren Zevon, "Desperados Under the Eaves"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1347 of 1371

And if sometime, somewhere, someone asketh thee,
"Who kilt thee?", tell them it 'twas the Doones of Bagworthy!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1348 of 1371

And if you wonder,
What I am doing,
As I am heading for the sink.
I am spitting out all the bitterness,
Along with half of my last drink.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1349 of 1371

And in the heartbreak years that lie ahead,
Be true to yourself and the Grateful Dead.
                -- Joan Baez
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1350 of 1371

And it should be the law: If you use the word `paradigm' without knowing
what the dictionary says it means, you go to jail.  No exceptions.
                -- David Jones
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