Freebsd Fortunes 2: 479 of 1371 |
17th Rule of Friendship:
A friend will refrain from telling you he picked up the same amount
of life insurance coverage you did for half the price when yours is
noncancellable.
-- Esquire, May 1977
|
|
|
Freebsd Fortunes 2: 480 of 1371 |
186,000 miles per second:
It isn't just a good idea, it's the law!
|
|
|
Freebsd Fortunes 2: 481 of 1371 |
1893 The ideal brain tonic
1900 Drink Coca-Cola -- delicious and refreshing -- 5 cents at all
soda fountains
1905 Is the favorite drink for LADIES when thirsty -- weary -- despondent
1905 Refreshes the weary, brightens the intellect and clears the brain
1906 The drink of QUALITY
1907 Good to the last drop
1907 It satisfies the thirst and pleases the palate
1907 Refreshing as a summer breeze. Delightful as a Dip in the Sea
1908 The Drink that Cheers but does not inebriate
1917 There's a delicious freshness to the taste of Coca-Cola
1919 It satisfies thirst
1919 The taste is the test
1922 Every glass holds the answer to thirst
1922 Thirst knows no season
1925 Enjoy the sociable drink
-- Coca-Cola slogans
|
|
|
Freebsd Fortunes 2: 482 of 1371 |
1925 With a drink so good, 'tis folly to be thirsty
1929 The high sign of refreshment
1929 The pause that refreshes
1930 It had to be good to get where it is
1932 The drink that makes a pause refreshing
1935 The pause that brings friends together
1937 STOP for a pause... GO refreshed
1938 The best friend thirst ever had
1939 Thirst stops here
1942 It's the real thing
1947 Have a Coke
1961 Zing! what a REFRESHING NEW FEELING
1963 Things go better with Coke
1969 Face Uncle Sam with a Coke in your hand
1979 Have a Coke and a smile
1982 Coke is it!
-- Coca-Cola slogans
|
|
|
Freebsd Fortunes 2: 483 of 1371 |
1st graffitiest: QUESTION AUTHORITY!
2nd graffitiest: Why?
|
|
|
Freebsd Fortunes 2: 484 of 1371 |
$3,000,000.
|
|
|
Freebsd Fortunes 2: 485 of 1371 |
355/113 --
Not the famous irrational number PI, but an incredible simulation.
|
|
|
Freebsd Fortunes 2: 486 of 1371 |
3M, under the Scotch brand name, manufactures a fine adhesive for art
and display work. This product is called "Craft Mount". 3M suggests
that to obtain the best results, one should make the bond "while the
adhesive is wet, aggressively tacky." I did not know what "aggressively
tacky" meant until I read today's fortune.
[And who said we didn't offer equal time, huh? Ed.]
|
|
|
Freebsd Fortunes 2: 487 of 1371 |
3rd Law of Computing:
Anything that can go wr
fortune: Segmentation violation -- Core dumped
|
|
|
Freebsd Fortunes 2: 488 of 1371 |
40 isn't old. If you're a tree.
|
|