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Freebsd Fortunes 2:  651 of 1371

A girl's conscience doesn't really keep her from doing anything wrong--
it merely keeps her from enjoying it.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  652 of 1371

A gleekzorp without a tornpee is like
a quop without a fertsneet (sort of).
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  653 of 1371

A [golf] ball hitting a tree shall be deemed not to have hit the tree.
Hitting a tree is simply bad luck and has no place in a scientific game.
The player should estimate the distance the ball would have traveled if it
had not hit the tree and play the ball from there, preferably atop a nice
firm tuft of grass.
                -- Donald A. Metz
 
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A [golf] ball sliced or hooked into the rough shall be lifted and placed in
the fairway at a point equal to the distance it carried or rolled into the
rough.  Such veering right or left frequently results from friction between
the face of the club and the cover of the ball and the player should not be
penalized for the erratic behavior of the ball resulting from such
uncontrollable physical phenomena.
                -- Donald A. Metz
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  655 of 1371

A good man always knows his limitations.
                -- Harry Callahan
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  656 of 1371

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and deaf husband.
                -- Michel de Montaigne
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  657 of 1371

A good memory does not equal pale ink.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  658 of 1371

A good name lost is seldom regained.  When character is gone,
all is gone, and one of the richest jewels of life is lost forever.
                -- J. Hawes
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  659 of 1371

A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow.
                -- Patton
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  660 of 1371

A good programmer is someone who looks both ways before crossing a
one-way street.
                -- Doug Linder
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