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A good scapegoat is hard to find.
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A good supervisor can step on your toes without messing up your shine.
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A GOOD WAY TO THREATEN somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you
call the guy and hold the burning fuse to the phone. "Hear that?" you say.
"That's dynamite, baby."
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
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A gossip is one who talks to you about others, a bore is one who talks to
you about himself; and a brilliant conversationalist is one who talks to
you about yourself.
-- Lisa Kirk
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A gourmet restaurant in Cincinnati is one where you leave the tray on
the table after you eat.
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A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart that looks at her watch.
-- James Beard
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A government that is big enough to give you all you want is big enough
to take it all away.
-- Barry Goldwater
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A grammarian's life is always intense.
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A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges.
-- B. Franklin
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A great many people think they are thinking
when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.
-- William James