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Freebsd Fortunes 2:  741 of 1371

A lot of people I know believe in positive thinking,
and so do I. I believe everything positively stinks.
                -- Lew Col
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  742 of 1371

A lover without indiscretion is no lover at all.
                -- Thomas Hardy
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  743 of 1371

A major, with wonderful force,
Called out in Hyde Park for a horse.
        All the flowers looked round,
        But no horse could be found;
So he just rhododendron, of course.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  744 of 1371

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.
                -- Carrie Snow
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  745 of 1371

A man always needs to remember one thing about
a beautiful woman.  Somewhere, somebody's tired of her.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  746 of 1371

A man always remembers his first love with special
tenderness, but after that begins to bunch them.
                -- Mencken
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  747 of 1371

A man arrived home early to find his wife in the arms of his best friend,
who swore how much they were in love.  To quiet the enraged husband, the
lover suggested, "Friends shouldn't fight, let's play gin rummy.  If I win,
you get a divorce so I can marry her.  If you win, I promise never to see
her again.  Okay?"
        "Alright," agreed the husband.  "But how about a quarter a point
on the side to make it interesting?"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  748 of 1371

A man can have two, maybe three love affairs while he's married.  After
that it's cheating.
                -- Yves Montand
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  749 of 1371

A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen
or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
                -- Joan Rivers
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  750 of 1371

A man does not look behind the door unless he has stood there himself.
                -- Du Bois
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