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A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam.
 
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A stunning blonde, but probably all bean dip above the eyebrows.
 
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A successful tool is one that was used to do something
undreamed of by its author.
                -- S.C. Johnson
 
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first
thought of.
                -- Burt Bacharach
 
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A Tale of Two Cities LITE(tm)
        -- by Charles Dickens

        A lawyer who looks like a French Nobleman is executed in his place.

The Metamorphosis LITE(tm)
        -- by Franz Kafka

        A man turns into a bug and his family gets annoyed.

Lord of the Rings LITE(tm)
        -- by J.R.R. Tolkien

        Some guys take a long vacation to throw a ring into a volcano.

Hamlet LITE(tm)
        -- by Wm. Shakespeare

        A college student on vacation with family problems, a screwy
        girl-friend and a mother who won't act her age.
 
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A Tale of Two Cities LITE(tm)
        -- by Charles Dickens

        A man in love with a girl who loves another man who looks just
        like him has his head chopped off in France because of a mean
        lady who knits.

Crime and Punishment LITE(tm)
        -- by Fyodor Dostoevski

        A man sends a nasty letter to a pawnbroker, but later
        feels guilty and apologizes.

The Odyssey LITE(tm)
        -- by Homer

        After working late, a valiant warrior gets lost on his way home.
 
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A tall, dark stranger will have more fun than you.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  938 of 1371

A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
                -- Michael Winner, British film director
 
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A Texan, impressing the hell out of a Bostonian with tales about the heroes
of the Alamo, commented, "I'll bet you never had anyone that brave around
*Boston*."
        "Ever hear of Paul Revere?", snarled the Bostonian.
        "Paul Revere?", pondered the Texan.  "Isn't he the guy who ran for
help?"
 
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A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.
                -- Oscar Wilde, "The Portrait of Mr. W.H."
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