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Amnesia used to be my favorite word, but then I forgot it.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1272 of 1371

AMOEBIT:
        Amoeba/rabbit cross; it can multiply
        and divide at the same time.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1273 of 1371

Among all savage beasts, none is found so harmful as woman.
                -- St. John Chrysostom, 304-407.
 
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Among the lucky, you are the chosen one.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1275 of 1371

An acid is like a woman:  a good one will eat through your pants.
                -- Mel Gibson, Saturday Night Live
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1276 of 1371

An actor's a guy who if you ain't talkin' about him, ain't listening.
                -- Marlon Brando
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1277 of 1371

An Ada exception is when a routine gets
in trouble and says 'Beam me up, Scotty'.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1278 of 1371

An adequate bootstrap is a contradiction in terms.
 
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An Aggie farmer was lifting his hogs, one by one, up to the branches of
his apple trees to graze on the apples.  A Texas student walked by and
asked him, "Doesn't that take a lot of time?"
        Replied the Aggie, "What's time to a hog?"
 
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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
                -- Dylan Thomas
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