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And yet, seasons must be taken with a grain of salt, for they too have
a sense of humor, as does history.  Corn stalks comedy, comedy stalks
tragedy, and this too is historic.  And yet, still, when corn meets
tragedy face to face, we have politics.
                -- Dalglish, Larsen and Sutherland,
                   "Root Crops and Ground Cover"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  2 of 2182

And you can't get any Watney's Red Barrel,
because the bars close every time you're thirsty...
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  3 of 2182

"And, you know, I mustn't preach to you, but surely it wouldn't be right for
you to take away people's pleasure of studying your attire, by just going
and making yourself like everybody else.  You feel that, don't you?"  said
he, earnestly.
                -- William Morris, "Notes from Nowhere"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  4 of 2182

Andrea's Admonition:
        Never bestow profanity upon a driver who has wronged you.
        If you think his window is closed and he can't hear you,
        it isn't and he can.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  5 of 2182

ANDROPHOBIA:
        Fear of men.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  6 of 2182

Anger is momentary madness.
                -- Horace
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  7 of 2182

Anger kills as surely as the other vices.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  8 of 2182

Animals can be driven crazy by putting too many in too small a pen.
Homo sapiens is the only animal that voluntarily does this to himself.
                -- Lazarus Long
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  9 of 2182

Ankh if you love Isis.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  10 of 2182

Announcing the NEW VAX 11/782!!

Be the envy of other major Communist Governments!

Defend yourself against the entire ICBM force of the imperialist USA with
just one of the processors, at the same time you're designing missile IC's,
cracking secret NATO codes and editing propaganda for your own people all
at the same time with the other! (Well, you really can't, but the Americans
think you can, and that's the point, right?)
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