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Freebsd Fortunes 3:  525 of 2182

But scientists, who ought to know
Assure us that it must be so.
Oh, let us never, never doubt
What nobody is sure about.
                -- Hilaire Belloc
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  526 of 2182

But sex and drugs and rock & roll, why, they'd bring our blackest day.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  527 of 2182

But since I knew now that I could hope for nothing of greater value than
frivolous pleasures, what point was there in denying myself of them?
                -- M. Proust
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  528 of 2182

But soft you, the fair Ophelia:
Ope not thy ponderous and marble jaws,
But get thee to a nunnery -- go!
                -- Mark "The Bard" Twain
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  529 of 2182

But these pills can't be habit forming;
I've been taking them for years.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  530 of 2182

But this has taken us far afield from interface, which is not a bad
place to be, since I particularly want to move ahead to the kludge.
Why do people have so much trouble understanding the kludge?  What
is a kludge, after all, but not enough K's, not enough ROM's, not
enough RAM's, poor quality interface and too few bytes to go around?
Have I explained yet about the bytes?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  531 of 2182

But you shall not escape my iambics.
                -- Gaius Valerius Catullus
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  532 of 2182

But you who live on dreams, you are better pleased with the sophistical
reasoning and frauds of talkers about great and uncertain matters than
those who speak of certain and natural matters, not of such lofty nature.
                -- Leonardo Da Vinci, "The Codex on the Flight of Birds"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  533 of 2182

Buzz off, Banana Nose; Relieve mine eyes
Of hateful soreness, purge mine ears of corn;
Less dear than army ants in apple pies
Art thou, old prune-face, with thy chestnuts worn,
Dropt from thy peeling lips like lousy fruit;
Like honeybees upon the perfum'd rose
They suck, and like the double-breasted suit
Are out of date; therefore, Banana Nose,
Go fly a kite, thy welcome's overstayed;
And stem the produce of thy waspish wits:
Thy logick, like thy locks, is disarrayed;
Thy cheer, like thy complexion, is the pits.
Be off, I say; go bug somebody new,
Scram, beat it, get thee hence, and nuts to you.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  534 of 2182

buzzword, n:
        The fly in the ointment of computer literacy.
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