|Freebsd Fortunes 3: 2006 of 2182|
Hacker's Guide To Cooking:
2 pkg. cream cheese (the mushy white stuff in silver wrappings that doesn't
really come from Philadelphia after all; anyway, about 16 oz.)
1 tsp. vanilla extract (which is more alcohol than vanilla and pretty
strong so this part you *GOTTA* measure)
1/4 cup sugar (but honey works fine too)
8 oz. Cool Whip (the fluffy stuff devoid of nutritional value that you
can squirt all over your friends and lick off...)
"Blend all together until creamy with no lumps." This is where you get to
join(1) all the raw data in a big buffer and then filter it through
merge(1m) with the -thick option, I mean, it starts out ultra lumpy
and icky looking and you have to work hard to mix it. Try an electric
beater if you have a cat(1) that can climb wall(1s) to lick it off
"Pour into a graham cracker crust..." Aha, the BUGS section at last. You
just happened to have a GCC sitting around under /etc/food, right?
If not, don't panic(8), merely crumble a rand(3m) handful of innocent
GCs into a suitable tempfile and mix in some melted butter.
"...and refrigerate for an hour." Leave the recipe's stdout in a fridge
for 3.6E6 milliseconds while you work on cleaning up stderr, and
by time out your cheesecake will be ready for stdin.
|Freebsd Fortunes 3: 2007 of 2182|
The belief that enhanced understanding will necessarily stir
a nation to action is one of mankind's oldest illusions.
|Freebsd Fortunes 3: 2008 of 2182|
The belief that enhanced understanding will necessarily stir a
nation to action is one of mankind's oldest illusions.
|Freebsd Fortunes 3: 2009 of 2182|
Hackers of the world, unite!
|Freebsd Fortunes 3: 2010 of 2182|
Hacker's Quicky #313:
Sour Cream -n- Onion Potato Chips
Microwave Egg Roll
|Freebsd Fortunes 3: 2011 of 2182|
Hacking's just another word for nothing left to kludge.
|Freebsd Fortunes 3: 2012 of 2182|
"Had he and I but met
By some old ancient inn, But ranged as infantry,
We should have sat us down to wet And staring face to face,
Right many a nipperkin! I shot at him as he at me,
And killed him in his place.
I shot him dead because --
Because he was my foe, He thought he'd 'list, perhaps,
Just so: my foe of course he was; Off-hand-like -- just as I --
That's clear enough; although Was out of work -- had sold his traps
No other reason why.
Yes; quaint and curious war is!
You shoot a fellow down
You'd treat, if met where any bar is
Or help to half-a-crown."
-- Thomas Hardy
|Freebsd Fortunes 3: 2013 of 2182|
Had I been present at the creation, I would have given some
useful hints for the better ordering of the universe.
-- Alfonso the Wise
[Quoted in "VMS Internals and Data Structures", V4.4, when
referring to operating system initialization.]
|Freebsd Fortunes 3: 2014 of 2182|
Had this been an actual emergency, we would have
fled in terror, and you would not have been informed.
|Freebsd Fortunes 3: 2015 of 2182|
Hail to the sun god
He's such a fun god
Ra! Ra! Ra!