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Putting saliva in a dog's mouth in an attempt to make a bell ring.
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Bacons not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string.
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BAD CRAZINESS, MAN!!!
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Bad men live that they may eat and drink,
whereas good men eat and drink that they may live.
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Trying to be a first-rate reporter on the average American newspaper
is like trying to play Bach's "St. Matthew Passion" on a ukelele.
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Bahdges? We don't need no stinkin' bahdges!
-- "The Treasure of Sierra Madre"
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Baker's First Law of Federal Geometry:
A block grant is a solid mass of money
surrounded on all sides by governors.
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Fear of bullets;
Fear of opening one's eyes.
Fear of sinning.
Fear of being buried alive.
Fear of food.
Fear of hair.
Fear of clothing.
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A wharf-rat stealing Diogenes' lamp.
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Ban the bomb. Save the world for conventional warfare.