Freebsd Fortunes 3

ANOINT:
        To grease a king or other great
        functionary already sufficiently slippery.

Another day, another dollar.
                -- Vincent J. Fuller, defense lawyer for John Hinckley,
                   upon Hinckley's acquittal for shooting President Ronald
                   Reagan.

Another good night not to sleep in a eucalyptus tree.

Another megabytes the dust.

Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but
television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and
world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers
whiter teeth *and* fresher breath.
                -- Dave Barry, "Kids Today: They Don't Know Dum Diddly"

Another such victory over the Romans, and we are undone.
                -- Pyrrhus

Answer a fool according to his folly, lest he be wise in his own conceit.
                -- Proverbs, 26:5

Anthony's Law of the Workshop:
        Any tool when dropped, will roll into the least accessible
        corner of the workshop.

Corollary:
        On the way to the corner, any dropped tool will first strike
        your toes.

Antique fairy tale: Little Red Riding Hood.
Modern fairy tale: Oswald, acting alone, shot Kennedy.

Anti-trust laws should be approached with exactly that attitude.