Freebsd Fortunes 3
fortune: 11 - 20 of 2182 from freebsd fortunes 3
Motd - Message of the Day
Humor, Quotes, Proverbs, Aphorisms... Ji Funda Jo Hai  
Daily Fortunes Feed Subscribe - Daily Fortunes - motd.ambians.com
Daily fortunes for your site
Oct 22, 2017
Motd Home     Daily Fortunes     Best of Fortunes     Worst of Fortunes

Freebsd Fortunes 3

Fortune: 11 - 20 of 2182 from Freebsd Fortunes 3

Freebsd Fortunes 3:  11 of 2182

ANOINT:
        To grease a king or other great
        functionary already sufficiently slippery.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  12 of 2182

Another day, another dollar.
                -- Vincent J. Fuller, defense lawyer for John Hinckley,
                   upon Hinckley's acquittal for shooting President Ronald
                   Reagan.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  13 of 2182

Another good night not to sleep in a eucalyptus tree.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  14 of 2182

Another megabytes the dust.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  15 of 2182

Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but
television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and
world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers
whiter teeth *and* fresher breath.
                -- Dave Barry, "Kids Today: They Don't Know Dum Diddly"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  16 of 2182

Another such victory over the Romans, and we are undone.
                -- Pyrrhus
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  17 of 2182

Answer a fool according to his folly, lest he be wise in his own conceit.
                -- Proverbs, 26:5
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  18 of 2182

Anthony's Law of the Workshop:
        Any tool when dropped, will roll into the least accessible
        corner of the workshop.

Corollary:
        On the way to the corner, any dropped tool will first strike
        your toes.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  19 of 2182

Antique fairy tale: Little Red Riding Hood.
Modern fairy tale: Oswald, acting alone, shot Kennedy.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  20 of 2182

Anti-trust laws should be approached with exactly that attitude.
« Prev Random Freebsd Fortunes 3   Next »
« Prev  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55  56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66  67  68  69  70  71  72  73  74  75  76  77  78  79  80  81  82  83  84  85  86  87  88  89  90  91  92  93  94  95  96  97  98  99  100  101  102  103  104  105  106  107  108  109  110  111  112  113  114  115  116  117  118  119  120  121  122  123  124  125  126  127  128  129  130  131  132  133  134  135  136  137  138  139  140  141  142  143  144  145  146  147  148  149  150  151  152  153  154  155  156  157  158  159  160  161  162  163  164  165  166  167  168  169  170  171  172  173  174  175  176  177  178  179  180  181  182  183  184  185  186  187  188  189  190  191  192  193  194  195  196  197  198  199  200  201  202  203  204  205  206  207  208  209  210  211  212  213  214  215  216  217  218  219  Next »
Search [help]

About  |  Contact Us  |  Terms of Use  |  Privacy & Disclosure
FreeBsd Quotes  |  Linux Quotes