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Do what comes naturally.  Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1052 of 2182

Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law.
                -- Aleister Crowley
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1053 of 2182

Do what you can to prolong your life,
in the hope that someday you'll learn what it's for.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1054 of 2182

Do you believe in intuition?
No, but I have a strange feeling that someday I will.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1055 of 2182

Do you feel personally responsible for the world food shortage?
Every time you go to the beach, does the tide come in?
Have you ever eaten an entire moose?
Can you see your neck?
Do joggers take laps around you for exercise?
If so, welcome to National Fat Week.
This week we'll eat without guilt, and kick off our membership campaign,
        ...by force-feeding a box of cornstarch to a skinny person.
                -- Garfield
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1056 of 2182

Do you guys know what you're doing, or are you just hacking?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1057 of 2182

Do YOU have redeeming social value?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1058 of 2182

Do you know, I think that Dr. Swift was silly to laugh about Laputa.
I believe it is a mistake to make a mock of people, just because they
think.  There are ninety thousand people in this world who do not
think, for every one who does, and these people hate the thinkers
like poison.  Even if some thinkers are fanciful, it is wrong to make
fun of them for it.  Better to think about cucumbers even, than not
to think at all.
                -- T.H. White
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1059 of 2182

Do you know Montana?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1060 of 2182

Do you know the difference between education and experience?  Education
is when you read the fine print; experience is what you get when you don't.
                -- Pete Seeger
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