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Fortune: 1061 - 1070 of 2182 from Freebsd Fortunes 3

Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1061 of 2182

Do you mean that you not only want a wrong
answer, but a certain wrong answer?
                -- Tobaben
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1062 of 2182

Do you realize the responsibility I carry?  I'm the only person standing
between Nixon and the White House.
                -- John F. Kennedy, in 1960
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1063 of 2182

Do you suffer painful elimination?
                -- Don Knuth, "Structured Programming with Gotos"

Do you suffer painful recrimination?
                -- Nancy Boxer, "Structured Programming with Come-froms"

Do you suffer painful illumination?
                -- Isaac Newton, "Optics"

Do you suffer painful hallucination?
                -- Don Juan, cited by Carlos Casteneda
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1064 of 2182

Do you think that illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1065 of 2182

Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he
just whipped out a quarter?
                -- Stephen Wright
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1066 of 2182

"Do you think there's a God?"
"Well, SOMEbody's out to get me!"
                -- Calvin and Hobbs
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1067 of 2182

"Do you think what we're doing is wrong?"
"Of course it's wrong!  It's illegal!"
"I've never done anything illegal before."
"I thought you said you were an accountant!"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1068 of 2182

Do you think your mother and I should have lived
comfortably so long together if ever we had been married?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1069 of 2182

Do you want to know what's ahead for you, in your happiness at home,
your business success?  Here's a telling test: Look in the mirror.  Is
your skin smooth and lovely, your hair gleaming, your make-up glamorous?
Are you slender enough for your height?  Do you stand erect, confident?
Yes?  Then you are on your way to success as a woman.
                -- Ladies Home Journal, 1947 advertisement
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1070 of 2182

Do your otters do the shimmy?
Do they like to shake their tails?
Do your wombats sleep in tophats?
Is your garden full of snails?
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