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Do your part to help preserve life on
Earth -- by trying to preserve your own.
 
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Doctors and lawyers must go to school for years and years, often with
little sleep and with great sacrifice to their first wives.
                -- Roy G. Blount, Jr.
 
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Documentation:
        Instructions translated from Swedish by Japanese for English
        speaking persons.
 
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Documentation is the castor oil of programming.  Managers know it must
be good because the programmers hate it so much.
 
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Documentation is the castor oil of programming.
Managers know it must be good because the programmers hate it so much.
 
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Does a good farmer neglect a crop he has planted?
Does a good teacher overlook even the most humble student?
Does a good father allow a single child to starve?
Does a good programmer refuse to maintain his code?
                -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming"
 
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Does a one-legged duck swim in a circle?
 
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Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
 
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Dogs just don't seem to be able to tell the difference between important people
and the rest of us.
 
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Doin' it in the dark, down in Rock Creek Park.
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