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Fortune: 1081 - 1090 of 2182 from Freebsd Fortunes 3

Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1081 of 2182

Doing gets it done.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1082 of 2182

Domestic happiness and faithful friends.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1083 of 2182

Don
Ameche: I didn't know you had a cousin Penelope, Bill!
        Was she pretty?
W.C.:   Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of
        bad road.  She had so many gold teeth, Don, she use to have
        to sleep with her head in a safe.  She died in Bolivia.
Don:    Oh Bill, it must be hard to lose a relative.
W.C.:   It's almost impossible.
                -- W.C. Fields, "The Further Adventures of Larson E.
                   Whipsnade and other Tarradiddles"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1084 of 2182

Don't abandon hope.
Your Captain Midnight decoder ring arrives tomorrow.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1085 of 2182

Don't assume that every sad-eyed woman has loved and lost -- she may
have got him.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1086 of 2182

Don't be concerned, it will not harm you,
It's only me pursuing something I'm not sure of,
Across my dreams, with neptive wonder,
I chase the bright elusive butterfly of love.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1087 of 2182

Don't be humble, you're not that great.
                -- Golda Meir
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1088 of 2182

Don't be humble, you're not that great.
                -- Golda Meir
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1089 of 2182

Don't be irreplaceable.  If you can't
be replaced, you cannot be promoted.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1090 of 2182

Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
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