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Are you sure the back door is locked?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  112 of 2182

"Are you sure you're not an encyclopedia salesman?"
"No, Ma'am.  Just a burglar, come to ransack the flat."
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  113 of 2182

"Are you sure you're not an encyclopedia salesman?"
No, Ma'am.  Just a burglar, come to ransack the flat."
                -- Monty Python
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  114 of 2182

Are your glasses mended with a strip of masking tape right over your nose?
Do you put pennies in the slots in your penny loafers?
Does your bow-tie flash "hey you kid" in red neon at parties?
Do you think pizza before noon is unhealthy?
Do you use the "greasy kid's stuff" to stick down your cowlick?
Do you wear a "nerd-pack" in your shirt pocket to keep the dozen
        or so pencils from marking the cloth?
Do you think Mary Jane is somebody's name?
Is illegal fishing is something only a daring criminal would do?
Is Batman your hero?  Superman?  Green Lantern?  The Shadow?
Do you think girls who kiss on the first date are loose?

        Rate yourself on the nerd-o-matic scale. (1 point for each YES answer)
0-2  -- You are really hip, a real cool cat, a hoopy frood.
3-5  -- There is hope for you yet.
6-7  -- Uh-oh, trouble in River City.
8-10 -- Your immortal soul is in peril.
11+  -- Does suicide seem attractive?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  115 of 2182

Argue for your limitations, and sure enough, they're yours.
                -- Messiah's Handbook : Reminders for the Advanced Soul
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  116 of 2182

Arguments are extremely vulgar, for everyone
in good society holds exactly the same opinion.
                -- O. Wilde
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  117 of 2182

Arguments with furniture are rarely productive.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  118 of 2182

ARIES (Mar 21 - Apr 19)
        You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt.  You are
        quick tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice.  You are not
        very nice.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  119 of 2182

ARIES (Mar.21 - Apr.19)
        You are a wonderfully interesting, honest, hard-working person
        and you should make many new friends, but you won't because you've
        got a mean streak in you a mile wide.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  120 of 2182

ARITHMETIC:
        An obscure art no longer practiced in
        the world's developed countries.
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