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Fortune: 1171 - 1180 of 2182 from Freebsd Fortunes 3

Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1171 of 2182

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today.
It's already tomorrow in Australia.
                -- Charles Schultz
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1172 of 2182

Don't Worry, Be Happy.
                -- Meher Baba
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1173 of 2182

Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac,
you can always take something for it.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1174 of 2182

Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you.
They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1175 of 2182

Don't worry so loud, your roommate can't think.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1176 of 2182

Don't you feel more like you do now than you did when you came in?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1177 of 2182

"Don't you think what we're doing is wrong?"
"Of course it's wrong!  It's illegal!"
"Well, I've never done anything illegal before."
"... I thought you said you were an accountant."
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1178 of 2182

Don't you wish that all the people who sincerely
want to help you could agree with each other?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1179 of 2182

Don't you wish you had more energy... or less ambition?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1180 of 2182

Dope will get you through times of no money better that money will get
you through times of no dope.
                -- Gilbert Shelton
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