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Dozens of bears are found dead in Alaska and Canada every summer, killed
by blood lost to the voracious mosquito.  The estimated life-expectancy
of a naked man on the tundra in summer is about 15 minutes.  In that
time, approximately 250,000 mosquitoes would have drawn enough blood to
kill him.
                -- Gus McLeavy, "Day-by-Day Trivia Almanac"
 
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Dr. Fritzkee's Lucky Astrology Diet

The problem with the diets of today is that most women who do achieve
that magic weight, seventy-six pounds, are still fat.  Dr. Fritzkee's
Lucky Astrology Diet is a sure-fire method of reducing with the added
luxury that you never feel hungry.

Here's how the diet works:

        FOODS ALLOWED
First Month:    One egg
Second Month:   A raisin
Third Month:    Pumpkin pie with whipped cream and chocolate sauce.

If after the third month you haven't gotten to your dream weight, try
lopping off parts of your body until those scales tip just right for you.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1193 of 2182

Dr. Jekyll had something to Hyde.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1194 of 2182

Dr. Livingston?
Dr. Livingston I. Presume?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1195 of 2182

Draft beer, not people.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1196 of 2182

Drakenberg's Discovery:
        If you can't seem to find your glasses,
        it's probably because you don't have them on.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1197 of 2182

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1198 of 2182

Dreams are free, but there's a small charge for alterations.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1199 of 2182

Dreams are free, but you get soaked on the connect time.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1200 of 2182

Drew's Law of Highway Biology:
        The first bug to hit a clean windshield
        lands directly in front of your eyes.
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