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Dozens of bears are found dead in Alaska and Canada every summer, killed
by blood lost to the voracious mosquito. The estimated life-expectancy
of a naked man on the tundra in summer is about 15 minutes. In that
time, approximately 250,000 mosquitoes would have drawn enough blood to
-- Gus McLeavy, "Day-by-Day Trivia Almanac"
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Dr. Fritzkee's Lucky Astrology Diet
The problem with the diets of today is that most women who do achieve
that magic weight, seventy-six pounds, are still fat. Dr. Fritzkee's
Lucky Astrology Diet is a sure-fire method of reducing with the added
luxury that you never feel hungry.
Here's how the diet works:
First Month: One egg
Second Month: A raisin
Third Month: Pumpkin pie with whipped cream and chocolate sauce.
If after the third month you haven't gotten to your dream weight, try
lopping off parts of your body until those scales tip just right for you.
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Dr. Jekyll had something to Hyde.
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Dr. Livingston I. Presume?
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Draft beer, not people.
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If you can't seem to find your glasses,
it's probably because you don't have them on.
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Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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Dreams are free, but there's a small charge for alterations.
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Dreams are free, but you get soaked on the connect time.
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Drew's Law of Highway Biology:
The first bug to hit a clean windshield
lands directly in front of your eyes.