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Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.
                -- Mickey Mouse
 
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ARMADILLO:
        To provide weapons to a Spanish pickle.
 
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Armenians and Azerbaijanis in Stepanakert, capital of the Nagorno-Karabakh
autonomous region, rioted over much needed spelling reform in the Soviet
Union.
                -- P.J. O'Rourke
 
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Armor's Axiom:
        Virtue is the failure to achieve vice.
 
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Armstrong's Collection Law:
        If the check is truly in the mail,
        it is surely made out to someone else.
 
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Arnold's Addendum:
        Anything not fitting into these categories causes cancer in rats.
 
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Arnold's Laws of Documentation:
        1.) If it should exist, it doesn't.
        2.) If it does exist, it's out of date.
        3.) Only documentation for useless programs transcends the
            first two laws.
 
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Around the turn of this century, a composer named Camille Saint-Saens wrote
a satirical zoological-fantasy called "Le Carnaval des Animaux."  Aside from
one movement of this piece, "The Swan", Saint-Saens didn't allow this work
to be published or even performed until a year had elapsed after his death.
(He died in 1921.)
        Most of us know the "Swan" movement rather well, with its smooth,
flowing cello melody against a calm background; but I've been having this
fantasy...
        What if he had written this piece with lyrics, as a song to be sung?
And, further, what if he had accompanied this song with a musical saw?  (This
instrument really does exist, often played by percussionists!)  Then the
piece would be better known as:
        SAINT-SAENS' SAW SONG "SWAN"!
 
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Arrakis teaches the attitude of the knife - chopping off what's
incomplete and saying: "Now it's complete because it's ended here."
                -- Muad'dib, "Dune"
 
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Art is a jealous mistress.
                -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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