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Each person has the right to take the subway.
 
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EARL GREY PROFILES

NAME:           Jean-Luc Perriwinkle Picard
OCCUPATION:     Starship Big Cheese
AGE:            94
BIRTHPLACE:     Paris, Terra Sector
EYES:           Grey
SKIN:           Tanned
HAIR:           Not much
LAST MAGAZINE READ:
                Lobes 'n' Probes, the Ferengi-Betazoid Sex Quarterly
TEA:            Earl Grey.  Hot.

EARL GREY NEVER VARIES.
 
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Earl Wiener, 55, a University of Miami professor of management
science, telling the Airline Pilots Association (in jest) about
21st century aircraft:

        "The crew will consist of one pilot and a dog.  The pilot will
        nurture and feed the dog.  The dog will be there to bite the
        pilot if he touches anything.
                -- Fortune, Sept. 26, 1988
 
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Early to bed and early to rise and you'll
be groggy when everyone else is wide awake.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1245 of 2182

Early to rise and early to bed makes
a man healthy and wealthy and dead.
                -- James Thurber
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1246 of 2182

Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail your friends.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1247 of 2182

Earth Destroyed by Solar Flare -- film clips at eleven.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1248 of 2182

/earth: file system full.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1249 of 2182

/Earth is 98% full ... please delete anyone you can.
 
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Earth is a great funhouse without the fun.
                -- Jeff Berner
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