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Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1251 of 2182

Easiest Color to Solve on a Rubik's Cube:       Black.

Simply remove all the little colored stickers on the cube, and each of
side of the cube will now be the original color of the plastic underneath
-- black.  According to the instructions, this means the puzzle is solved.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1252 of 2182

Easy come and easy go,
        some call me easy money,
Sometimes life is full of laughs,
        and sometimes it ain't funny
You may think that I'm a fool
        and sometimes that is true,
But I'm goin' to heaven in a flash of fire,
        with or without you.
                -- Hoyt Axton
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1253 of 2182

Eat as much as you like -- just don't swallow it.
                -- Harry Secombe's diet
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1254 of 2182

Eat drink and be merry!  Tomorrow you may be in Utah.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1255 of 2182

Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1256 of 2182

Eat one live frog the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will
happen to either of you for the rest of the day.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1257 of 2182

Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse
will happen to you the rest of the day.

[Well, actually, to either of you...  Ed.]
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1258 of 2182

Eat right, stay fit, and die anyway.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1259 of 2182

Eat the rich, the poor are tough and stringy.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1260 of 2182

Eating chocolate is like being in love without the aggravation.
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