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Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1256 of 2182

Eat one live frog the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will
happen to either of you for the rest of the day.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1257 of 2182

Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse
will happen to you the rest of the day.

[Well, actually, to either of you...  Ed.]
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1258 of 2182

Eat right, stay fit, and die anyway.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1259 of 2182

Eat the rich, the poor are tough and stringy.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1260 of 2182

Eating chocolate is like being in love without the aggravation.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1261 of 2182

Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists.
                -- John Kenneth Galbraith
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1262 of 2182

economics, n.:
        Economics is the study of the value and meaning of J.K. Galbraith.
                -- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1263 of 2182

Economies of scale:
        The notion that bigger is better.  In particular, that if you want
        a certain amount of computer power, it is much better to buy one
        biggie than a bunch of smallies.  Accepted as an article of faith
        by people who love big machines and all that complexity.  Rejected
        as an article of faith by those who love small machines and all
        those limitations.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1264 of 2182

economist, n:
        Someone who's good with figures, but doesn't have enough
        personality to become an accountant.
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