Freebsd Fortunes 3

Electrocution, n:
        Burning at the stake with all the modern improvements.

Elegance and truth are inversely related.
                -- Becker's Razor

Elephant, n:
        A mouse built to government specifications.

Elevators smell different to midgets.

Eleventh Law of Acoustics:
        In a minimum-phase system there is an inextricable link between
        frequency response, phase response and transient response, as they
        are all merely transforms of one another.  This combined with
        minimalization of open-loop errors in output amplifiers and correct
        compensation for non-linear passive crossover network loading can
        lead to a significant decrease in system resolution lost.  However,
        of course, this all means jack when you listen to Pink Floyd.

Eli and Bessie went to sleep.
In the middle of the night, Bessie nudged Eli.
        "Please be so kindly and close the window.  It's cold outside!"
Half asleep, Eli murmured,
        "Nu ... so if I'll close the window, will it be warm outside?"

Elliptic paraboloids for sale.

Elliptical, n:
        The feel of a kiss.

Eloquence is logic on fire.

Elwood:  What kind of music do you get here ma'am?
Barmaid: Why, we get both kinds of music, Country and Western.