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Art is a lie which makes us realize the truth.
                -- Picasso
 
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Art is anything you can get away with.
                -- Marshall McLuhan.
 
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Art is Nature speeded up and God slowed down.
                -- Chazal
 
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"Art" is the ability to separate the significant from the insignificant.
                -- Poul Henningsen [1894-1967]
 
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Art is the tree of life.  Science is the tree of death.
 
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Arthur's Laws of Love:
        1.  People to whom you are attracted invariably think you
            remind them of someone else.
        2.  The love letter you finally got the courage to send will
            be delayed in the mail long enough for you to make a fool
            of yourself in person.
 
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Article the Third:
        Where a crime of the kidneys has been committed, the accused should
        enjoy the right to a speedy diaper change.  Public announcements and
        guided tours of the aforementioned are not necessary.
Article the Fourth:
        The decision to eat strained lamb or not should be with the "feedee"
        and not the "feeder".  Blowing the strained lamb into the feeder's
        face should be accepted as an opinion, not as a declaration of war.
Article the Fifth:
        Babies should enjoy the freedom to vocalize, whether it be in church,
        a public meeting place, during a movie, or after hours when the
        lights are out.  They have not yet learned that joy and laughter have
        to last a lifetime and must be conserved.
                -- Erma Bombeck, "A Baby's Bill of Rights"
 
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Artificial intelligence has the same relation to intelligence as
artificial flowers have to flowers.
                -- David Parnas
 
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Artistic ventures highlighted.  Rob a museum.
 
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As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
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