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Ere the cock crows thrice one of you will betray me.
-- Early Jewish Resistance Leader
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Ernest asks Frank how long he has been working for the company.
"Ever since they threatened to fire me."
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Es brilig war. Die schlichte Toven
Wirrten und wimmelten in Waben;
Und aller-mumsige Burggoven
Dir mohmen Rath ausgraben.
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Established technology tends to persist in the face of new technology.
-- G. Blaauw, one of the designers of System 360
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E.T. GO HOME!!! (And take your Smurfs with you.)
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Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
-- Woody Allen
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Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end?
-- Tom Stoppard
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Etiquette is for those with no breeding;
fashion for those with no taste.
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Some early etymological scholars came up with derivations that
were hard for the public to believe. The term 'etymology' was
formed from the Latin 'etus' ("eaten"), the root 'mal' ("bad"),
and 'logy' ("study of"). It meant "the study of things that are
hard to swallow."
-- Mike Kellen