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Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1501 of 2182

Fame lost its appeal for me when I went into a public restroom and an
autograph seeker handed me a pen and paper under the stall door.
                -- Marlo Thomas
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1502 of 2182

Fame may be fleeting but obscurity is forever.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1503 of 2182

Familiarity breeds attempt.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1504 of 2182

Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
                -- Mark Twain
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1505 of 2182

Families, when a child is born
Want it to be intelligent.
I, through intelligence,
Having wrecked my whole life,
Only hope the baby will prove
Ignorant and stupid.
Then he will crown a tranquil life
By becoming a Cabinet Minister
                -- Su Tung-p'o
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1506 of 2182

Famous last words:
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1507 of 2182

Famous last words:
        1: Don't unplug it, it will just take a moment to fix.
        2: Let's take the shortcut, he can't see us from there.
        3: What happens if you touch these two wires tog...
        4: We won't need reservations.
        5: It's always sunny there this time of the year.
        6: Don't worry, it's not loaded.
        7: They'd never (be stupid enough to) make him a manager.
        8: Don't worry!  Women love it!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1508 of 2182

Fanaticism consists of redoubling your effort when you have
forgotten your aim.
                -- George Santayana
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1509 of 2182

"Fantasies are free."
"NO!! NO!! It's the thought police!!!!"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1510 of 2182

Far back in the mists of ancient time, in the great and glorious days of the
former Galactic Empire, life was wild, rich and largely tax free.

Mighty starships plied their way between exotic suns, seeking adventure and
reward among the furthest reaches of Galactic space.  In those days, spirits
were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women
and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures
from Alpha Centauri.  And all dared to brave unknown terrors, to do mighty
deeds, to boldly split infinitives that no man had split before -- and thus
was the Empire forged.
                -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
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