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Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
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Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western
Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this
at a distance of roughly ninety-eight million miles is an utterly
insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape-descended life forms are
so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty
-- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhicker's Guide to the Galaxy"
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Farmers in the Iowa State survey rated machinery breakdowns more
stressful than divorce.
-- Wall Street Journal
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Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter
it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde
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Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.
-- Victor Hugo
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Fast, cheap, good: pick two.
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Fast ship? You mean you've never heard of the Millennium Falcon?
-- Han Solo
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Faster, faster, you fool, you fool!
-- Bill Cosby
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Fat Liberation: because a waist is a terrible thing to mind.
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Fat people of the world unite, we've got nothing to lose!