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Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1511 of 2182

Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1512 of 2182

Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western
Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun.  Orbiting this
at a distance of roughly ninety-eight million miles is an utterly
insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape-descended life forms are
so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty
neat idea.
                -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhicker's Guide to the Galaxy"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1513 of 2182

Farmers in the Iowa State survey rated machinery breakdowns more
stressful than divorce.
                -- Wall Street Journal
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1514 of 2182

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter
it every six months.
                -- Oscar Wilde
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1515 of 2182

Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.
                -- Victor Hugo
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1516 of 2182

Fast, cheap, good: pick two.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1517 of 2182

Fast ship?  You mean you've never heard of the Millennium Falcon?
                -- Han Solo
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1518 of 2182

Faster, faster, you fool, you fool!
                -- Bill Cosby
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1519 of 2182

Fat Liberation: because a waist is a terrible thing to mind.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1520 of 2182

Fat people of the world unite, we've got nothing to lose!
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