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Fifth Law of Applied Terror:
        If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
Corollary:
        If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live.
 
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File cabinet:
        A four drawer, manually activated trash compactor.
 
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filibuster, n:
        Throwing your wait around.
 
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Fill what's empty, empty what's full, scratch where it itches.
                -- Alice Roosevelt Longworth
 
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Finagle's Creed:
        Science is true.  Don't be misled by facts.
 
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Finagle's Eighth Law:
        If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.

Finagle's Ninth Law:
        No matter what results are expected,
        someone is always willing to fake it.

Finagle's Tenth Law:
        No matter what the result someone
        is always eager to misinterpret it.

Finagle's Eleventh Law:
        No matter what occurs, someone believes
        it happened according to his pet theory.
 
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Finagle's First Law:
        To study a subject best, understand it thoroughly before you start.

Finagle's Second Law:
        Always keep a record of data -- it indicates you've been working.

Finagle's Fourth Law:
        Once a job is fouled up,
        anything done to improve it only makes it worse.

Finagle's Fifth Law:
        Always draw your curves, then plot your readings.

Finagle's Sixth Law:
        Don't believe in miracles -- rely on them.
 
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Finagle's Seventh Law:
        The perversity of the universe tends toward a maximum.
 
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Finagle's Third Law:
        In any collection of data, the figure most obviously correct,
        beyond all need of checking, is the mistake.

Corollaries:
        1. Nobody whom you ask for help will see it.
        2. The first person who stops by, whose advice you really
           don't want to hear, will see it immediately.
 
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Finality is death.
Perfection is finality.
Nothing is perfect.
There are lumps in it.
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