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Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1631 of 2182

For those who like this sort of thing, this is the sort of thing they like.
                -- Abraham Lincoln
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1632 of 2182

For three days after death hair and fingernails
continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.
                -- Johnny Carson
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1633 of 2182

For years a secret shame destroyed my peace--
I'd not read Eliot, Auden or MacNiece.
But now I think a thought that brings me hope:
Neither had Chaucer, Shakespeare, Milton, Pope.
                -- Justin Richardson.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1634 of 2182

Force has no place where there is need of skill.
                -- Herodotus
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1635 of 2182

"Force is but might," the teacher said--
"That definition's just."
The boy said naught but thought instead,
Remembering his pounded head:
"Force is not might but must!"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1636 of 2182

Force it!!!
If it breaks, well, it wasn't working anyway...
No, don't force it, get a bigger hammer.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1637 of 2182

FORCE YOURSELF TO RELAX!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1638 of 2182

Forecast, n:
        A prediction of the future, based on the past, for
        which the forecaster demands payment in the present.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1639 of 2182

Forest fires cause Smokey Bears.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1640 of 2182

Forgetfulness, n:
        A gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for
        their destitution of conscience.
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