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Fortune finishes the great quotations, \#3
Birds of a feather flock to a newly washed car.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1692 of 2182 |
Fortune finishes the great quotations, \#6
"But, soft! What light through yonder window breaks?"
It's nothing, honey. Go back to sleep.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1693 of 2182 |
Fortune finishes the great quotations, \#9
A word to the wise is often enough to start an argument.
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fortune: No such file or directory
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fortune: not found
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1696 of 2182 |
Fortune presents:
USEFUL PHRASES IN ESPERANTO, \#1.
^Cu vi parolas angle? Do you speak English?
Mi ne komprenas. I don't understand.
Vi estas la sola esperantisto kiun mi You're the only Esperanto speaker
renkontas. I've met.
La ^ceko estas enpo^stigita. The check is in the mail.
Oni ne povas, ^gin netrovi. You can't miss it.
Mi nur rigardadas. I'm just looking around.
Nu, ^sajnis bona ideo. Well, it seemed like a good idea.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1697 of 2182 |
Fortune presents:
USEFUL PHRASES IN ESPERANTO, \#2.
^Cu tiu loko estas okupita? Is this seat taken?
^Cu vi ofte venas ^ci-tien? Do you come here often?
^Cu mi povas havi via telelonnumeron? May I have your phone number?
Mi estas komputilisto. I work with computers.
Mi legas multe da scienca fikcio. I read a lot of science fiction.
^Cu necesas ke vi eliras? Do you really have to be going?
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1698 of 2182 |
Fortune presents:
USEFUL PHRASES IN ESPERANTO, \#5.
Mi ^cevalovipus vin se mi havus I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse.
^cevalon.
Vere vi ^sercas. You must be kidding.
Nu, parDOOOOOnu min! Well exCUUUUUSE me!
Kiu invitis vin? Who invited you?
Kion vi diris pri mia patrino? What did you say about my mother?
Bu^so^stopu min per kulero. Gag me with a spoon.
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FORTUNE PRESENTS FAMOUS LAST WORDS: \#4
Socrates: I DRANK WHAT!?!?
Tarzan: Who greased the grape viiiiiiiiiiiinnnneee........
Al Capone: There's a violin in my violin case!
Pilot, TWA Fl. \#343: What's a mountain goat doing 'way up here?
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FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: \#13
A: Doc, Happy, Bashful, Dopey, Sneezy, Sleepy, & Grumpy
Q: Who were the Democratic presidential candidates?
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