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FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: #15

A:      The Royal Canadian Mounted Police.
Q:      What was the greatest achievement in taxidermy?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1702 of 2182

FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: #19

A:      To be or not to be.
Q:      What is the square root of 4b^2?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1703 of 2182

FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: #21

A:      Dr. Livingston I. Presume.
Q:      What's Dr. Presume's full name?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1704 of 2182

FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: #31

A:      Chicken Teriyaki.
Q:      What is the name of the world's oldest kamikaze pilot?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1705 of 2182

FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: #4

A:      Go west, young man, go west!
Q:      What do wabbits do when they get tiwed of wunning awound?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1706 of 2182

FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: #5

A:      The Halls of Montezuma and the Shores of Tripoli.
Q:      Name two families whose kids won't join the Marines.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1707 of 2182

FORTUNE REMEMBERS THE GREAT MOTHERS: #5

        "And, and, and, and, but, but, but, but!"
                -- Mrs. Janice Markowsky, April 8, 1965
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1708 of 2182

FORTUNE REMEMBERS THE GREAT MOTHERS: #6

        "Johnny, if you fall and break your leg, don't come running to me!"
                -- Mrs. Emily Barstow, June 16, 1954
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1709 of 2182

Fortune suggests uses for YOUR favorite UNIX commands!

Try:
        ar t "God"
        drink < bottle; opener                  (Bourne Shell)
        cat "food in tin cans"                  (all but 4.[23]BSD)
        Hey UNIX!  Got a match?                 (V6 or C shell)
        mkdir matter; cat > matter              (Bourne Shell)
        rm God
        man: Why did you get a divorce?         (C shell)
        date me                                 (anything up to 4.3BSD)
        make "heads or tails of all this"
        who is smart
                                                (C shell)
        If I had a ) for every dollar of the national debt, what would I have?
        sleep with me                           (anything up to 4.3BSD)
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1710 of 2182

Fortune's current rates:

        Answers                         .10
        Long answers                    .25
        Answers requiring thought       .50
        Correct answers                 $1.00

        Dumb looks are still free.
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